Lost Resume #3

Good morning! This week I'm gearing up to celebrate the release of my picture book, HELP WANTED, MUST LOVE BOOKS (illustrated by Courtney Dawson), on Monday, March 2nd!

For those who were here Monday and Tuesday, welcome back to my special series of Lost Resumes!
As a reminder, I'm sharing 5 Lost Resumes from characters who applied for the job of bedtime storyteller, but who didn't make it into the story.

I hope you enjoyed Captain Hook's and Snow White's Lost Resumes! I've included a link to all of the resumes at the bottom, so if you missed them, be sure to check them out.

Today we are moving on to Lost Resume #3: Grandma Sweets!

Wait. You don't know who she is? No, no, no. Of course you do. She is none other than the witch from Hansel and Gretel! Though really I should have made you guess based on the resume itself. Ahem. But here we are:

This one was a lot of fun to write. I mean, it's Grimm, but there we are. A lot of fairy tale characters are a bit Grimm. (I know, I know, I'm so punny!) Maybe I shouldn't admit this part, but it was really fun to put myself in the witch's shoes and think about what she might do to get the job. We already know she's pretty cunning just based on the fact that she lives in a consumable house.

Like I mentioned yesterday, I don't actually know why my publisher did or didn't choose each resume, but I'm guessing there were a couple of reasons for this one. First, the witch has no real name to speak of. I tried to look it up. But even if I had found something, no one would have known it. "Call me 'Grandma Sweets'" was the best I could do.

Second, the Grimm factor. Maybe they worried parents don't want to read a resume to small children about someone who wants to eat them. I don't know. Just a theory.

Be sure to come back tomorrow when I share Lost Resume #4! In the meantime, don't forget to enter my giveaway for a chance to win a copy of my book, and a copy of a book by one of my fellow Debut Crew members! And if you want to check out the other resumes, follow the links:

Lost Resume #1
Lost Resume #2
Lost Resume #4
Lost Resume #5

Have a great day!

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