Apples to Apples Winners

This post is already going to be epic, so I won't bore you with a long prelude. Voila, the winning answers:

Day 1: Darth Vader

1. Asmatic (because, yeah) by R. Garret Wilson (+3)
2. Yikes! (because I never want to meet him!) by Lenny (+2)
3. Legos (because Legos are taking over my life) by Kelly (+1)

And an honorary win goes to Theresa Milstein for Lavendar. Because her link made me smile. Click HERE to see it.

Day 2: Stereotyped

1. Bose (because I love a good play on words!) by Beth (+3)
2. Asian mathematician (because its so TRUE!) by Lori M. Lee (+2)
3. Mary Sue (because I'm a writer) by Amy Sonnichsen (+1)

Day 3: Rubber Gloves

1. Comet (because I grew up cleaning with Comet) by LTM (+3)
2. Super-villain (because I'd rather face one of those than the "exams" everyone else mentioned) by Bethany Elizabeth (+2)
3. Dishes (because it's unfortunately true) by Reb's Photo World (first to mention it) (+1)

Day 4: Charming

1. Toilet Paper (because that's just funny) by Lenny (+3)
2. TIE: Chris Philips by Chris Philips (+2)
3. TIE: Older Brother by MikeS (my real life older brother) (+2)

And the because on those? Yeah, if they have the moxy to put it out there, who am I not to laugh?

Day 5: Phony

1. Baloney (because who doesn't like to say "Phony Baloney"?) by Lenny (+3)
2. Reality TV (because that's about as phony as it gets) by Sarah Nicolas (+2)
3. Folex (because I LOVE making up words) by Amy Sonnichsen (+1)

Day 6: License Plates

1. Janet Sumner Johnson (because "Booyeah!" I've left my mark!) by R. Garret Wilson (first to mention me) (+3)
2. Criminals (because I find it hilarious that I'm right in there with the criminals) by Theresa Milstein (+2)
3. Drive-thru dinner ware (because it made me giggle) by MikeS (+1)

Day 7: Pigs

1. Miss Piggy (because there's so much back story there I don't have the space to tell you) by Reb's Photo World (+3)
2. Fly (because they do!) by LTM (+2)
3. Christmas Ham (because I really wanted to choose BACON! but it was submitted too late) by Robyn Campbell (+1)

Day 8: Squeaky Clean

1. Sterilized Mice (because I fell off my chair when I read it) by MikeS (+3)
2. The money I made from organized crime (because LOL) by Chris Philips (+2)
3. OCD (because I don't know anything about that. Really.) by CarolynV (+1)

Day 9: Absurd

1. The National Debt (because le sigh) by MikeS (+3)
2. Albert Camus (because I had to read his stuff for my thesis and he IS!) by Beth (+2)
3. Turd (because I feel like a little kid saying it and then giggling) by Sangu (+1)*

Day 10: Pond Scum

1. Delinquent Goldfish (because ROFL!) by Chris Philips (+3)
2. Pogo Sticks (because it's SO random!) by LTM (+2)
3. Ex-boyfriend (because I may have had one of those) by Missed Periods (+1)

Thank you to everyone who played along with me! I had a blast reading through all your answers, and can I just mention how HARD it was to choose? I'm thinking I'll have to do this again some time. Okay, so tallying up the scores, here are the winners:

1st Place: 

MikeS

2nd Place: 

Lenny Lee

3rd Place (TIE): 

Chris Philips and LTM

Since there are 4 winners, I'll add Mystery Prize Pack #2. First place gets the prize pack of his choice and then so on with the leftovers. I have e-mailed them all and will have shiny prizes in the mail as soon as the choices are all in. Thanks again for playing!

*Note: The author of this post does not encourage the use of the word Turd. ;)